the Fruitstand

an addendum to this
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Sexualized to the point of absurdity, this Beowulf is obsessed with heaving bosoms, vaginal caves, sultry demons stroking phallic swords that melt in their hands, and warriors fighting monsters in the buff, this last example composed in such a way that threats to the penis are plentiful but images of the member are always carefully obscured, Austin Powers-style
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In essence, Beowulf is porn for 13-year-olds, as it caters to two of the most basic, primal fantasies of hetero adolescent males: slaying a dragon and bedding Angelina Jolie.
Nov 09
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Most hilarious thing about the WGA strike so far...

… is Steve Carrell calling in sick to work due to his suffering from “enlarged balls”.

And just in case there was any doubt about it: go WGA! 

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Cronenberg talks

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Elizabeth: The Golden Age” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). A bodice rips, one head falls.
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